do people in japan watch american cartoons with japanese subtitles. do rabid fans wait in agony every week for the bob’s burgers subs to come out
when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them
i have had it up to HERE with you
*points at your lips*
*kisses you softly*
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
Saw some really cool art at the Met Museum
write my url with moisturizer on your body and gently pat it on your skin so it will become soft and hydrated
Suggested by anonymous. Thanks!
*cackles**laughs nervously**sobs**dying whale noises**tries to deny it*
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
'Beyonce isn't that pretty'-
'Beyonce's voice isn't that great'-
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment
when you try to do something original and someone copies you