You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence
"Be careful who you vent to."
"Bullshit. The point of using someone’s preferred pronouns is to demonstrate that you respect their identity and want them to feel safe around you. If you think grammatical correctness is more important than making other people feel accepted and safe, then you are an asshole."
me: *pauses mid-blow job* did you know that despite what it shows in mulan, the huns never existed as a putative entity contemporaneously with, let alone geographically close to, the tang chinese empire, the period in which the original story of mulan took place?